Dave Barry's Blog

EXACTLY WHAT PITTSBURGH NEEDED

50-foot inflatable rabbits.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

GUESS THE CONTINENT WHERE THIS BEDROOM IS LOCATED

Watch moment wildlife catcher confronted with huge snake and giant spider in same bedroom

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND IN SPORTS

POLISH NATIONAL CHESS CHAMPION FALLS OUT OF CHAIR AFTER LOSS

(Thanks to John Lobert)

ALSO A BRA THAT 'LACTATES' BEER

Katy Perry praised for ‘high camp’ Las Vegas show including dancing poo and talking toilet

(Thanks to Chuck Cody and pharmaross)

THEY'RE NOT ON OUR SIDE, PEOPLE

Cats cause hundreds of house fires and injuries by turning on stoves

(Thanks to DaninDallas, The Perts and Howard from Broward)

ALONG WITH DWAYNE 'THE ROCK' JOHNSON

A team of scientists wants Pluto classified as a planet again — along with dozens of similar bodies in the solar system and any found around distant stars.

(Thanks to The Perts)