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December 05, 2021

WORST EFFORT TO BLEND IN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A man wearing a pink bunny suit was arrested in Kirkland after attempting to steal handbags on Thursday, according to Kirkland police.

(Thanks to B'game and Ralph)

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The perp shouldn't have stopped. He should've kept going, and going, and going.

Well, tha's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! I'm warnin' yew.

He may be ever-ready, but there just aren't that many gigs between Thanksgiving & Valentines Day available for Easter Bunnies, and those eggs don't grow on trees, well, at least not yet

I'd like to see him hit in the head with a barrage of paper spit wads.

was it Ralphie?

The next step in masking.

"He looks like a demented rabbit!"
- Ralphie's father

The man who sold him the pink bunny suit assured the buyer that the wearer of the bunny suit would be invisible ... to women, everywhere.

911 operator: "How may I help you?"

Caller: "There's a 6 ft. tall pink rabbit going down Rainey Road stealing women's handbags."

911 operator: "Sir, are you sure it's an actual pink rabbit or is it someone wearing a pink rabbit costume?"

Caller: "Ma'am, it's a man wearing a rabbit costume."

911 operator: "Sir, are you sure it's a man or is it possibly a woman wearing a pink rabbit costume?"

Caller: Ma'am, I don't know. I didn't go check the undercarriage for Pete's sake!"

911 operator: "Don't go getting snippy with me sir! I's our duty to serve and protect ya' know."

Caller: "Well, he's just mugged another old lady and by now he's hopped halfway down the street. Call the police!"

911 operator: "Don't tell me my job, sir. Now, just how do you know that pink rabbit is 6 feet tall?"

Caller: "Tell me, did you pass a test to get your job, or did they just feel sorry for you?"

911 operator: "You, sir, are making a frivolous call. I am going to report you to the police!"

Caller" Tell the officers they can find me in the nearest bar. They'll know me because I'll be drinking a beer with a 6 ft. tall pink rabbit carrying a black handbag."
click...

@ Le Petomane - Nice play, Shakespeare!

^6 for Le Pet!

Does he have a seldom-seen brother named Harvey?

What's the difference between a rabbit on a treadmill and a rabbit with a carrot stuck up its nose?

One is a fit bunny and the other is a bit funny

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