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Groom misses wedding with food poisoning, bride improvises with mannequin
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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Posted by: ChrisinVa | December 03, 2021 at 08:46 AM
This may actually be good preparation for what married life will be like for the lovely bride during football season.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | December 03, 2021 at 08:47 AM
Don't worry, she has many more improvisational tools in the top drawer of her bedstand.
Posted by: Fallik Szymbol | December 03, 2021 at 09:00 AM
Food poisoning, my ass. We all know he was puking from the tequila at the bachelor party.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | December 03, 2021 at 09:01 AM
" I now pronounce you store window clothing display fixture and wife. "
Posted by: Clankie | December 03, 2021 at 10:32 AM
How much more proof do people need to stop having weddings catered by Taco Bell?
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 03, 2021 at 11:15 AM
Which one consummates the marriage? The groom or the mannequin?
Posted by: Sue | December 03, 2021 at 09:20 PM
He got a real charge out of the wedding night.
Posted by: PirateBoy, Whose Amps Go to 11 | December 05, 2021 at 09:01 PM