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December 03, 2021


Groom misses wedding with food poisoning, bride improvises with mannequin

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Other than that, etc.

This may actually be good preparation for what married life will be like for the lovely bride during football season.

Don't worry, she has many more improvisational tools in the top drawer of her bedstand.

Food poisoning, my ass. We all know he was puking from the tequila at the bachelor party.

" I now pronounce you store window clothing display fixture and wife. "

How much more proof do people need to stop having weddings catered by Taco Bell?

Which one consummates the marriage? The groom or the mannequin?

He got a real charge out of the wedding night.

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