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December 29, 2021

THIS IS WHY THE MEDICAL EXPERTS ALL SAY YOU SHOULD STOP AT A DOZEN

Man Hospitalized After Putting 15 Boiled Eggs Up His Anus

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

Update: It has been called to our attention that this item is old. Rest assured that judi will be called out of retirement and summarily fired, just as soon as we find out what "summarily" means.

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If he had stopped at 12, they could have made a documentary called 'The Dirty Dozen"

Going to be awkward when the grandkid asks them how they got that scar.

Hot off the press?

This is dated August 27th, 2018.

If the medical staff had let him take the 15 boiled eggs home with him, he would have had the makings for a really crappy egg salad.

I didn't know that Uranus also has a giant red spot, but in his defense someone probably egged him on.

Goo goo g'joob.

I was expecting an honorable mention of Cindy Poo in this story. She may be hiding someplace where the sun don’t shine.

As a hospital professional, I'm wondering what ICD10 code (diagnosis code) covers this ? Don't laugh there might be one. One of the more famous ones is: V91.07x – Burn due to water-skiis on fire

I was almost called out of retirement and summarily kicked in the nerts by an old GF, skipping all formalities with what would had been an otherwise joyous get-together.

Your assignment, Use the word 'nerts' in a sentence and summarily post it. Do not summerize. Foolproof yourself for the hot weather later.

I believe summarily means that you can't fire Judi until after the the summer solstice.

@LeDud - The code is ID10T

Aren't fifteen boiled eggs rammed up Uranus commonly known as a gerbilled dozen?

If you want them to hatch, don't boil and peel them.

I think I saw Paul Newman do that in a movie once.

"15 Rectal Eggs" was the little-known flip side of Nena's "99 Luftballons."

"Ladies and gentlemen," the paper begins. "Patients who visit the emergency room because of [foreign bodies in the rectum] are certainly not exceptional.

Truer words may never have been written.

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