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December 31, 2021


Alabama teen says hamster bit him in movie theater as he watched ‘Spider-Man’

(Thanks to Ron T)


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This is why I only watch movies from Blockbuster.

So he will become the Hamster-Man, as the prophecy fortold.

We'll all be waiting to see what super powers he develops.

Will he be able to spin treadmills with a single bound?

Hamsters can hold their liquor but they're mean drunks.

With such tiny ears it must make it difficult for them to hold their licker.

♪ Hamster-Man, Hamster-Man, Does whatever a hamster can!
Can he run, a treadwheel?... He's got popcorn-active blood! ♫

Oh look! They found Stanley. Please return him to Texas. We need him back. He has lots of work to do at our Capitol🤣

We could use this kid here in Geezer Acres. When our hamster falls off the treadmill, we don't have any electricity. Having an atomic powered, hamster trained, kid here to operate the treadmill would be great.

Looks like Marvel will turn this into a movie. Big Daddy (the John Williams of Rodentia music) will write the soundtrack and feature his legendary song, "Hamster Love"

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