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Chaos As Lady Turns Into Goat While In Bed With Boyfriend
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(Thanks to Ralph)
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December 22, 2021
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I'll have some of what he's smoking.
Posted by: Guy | December 22, 2021 at 08:39 AM
I hate when that happens to me.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 22, 2021 at 08:51 AM
It did happen to me too, about 30 years ago when I was still drinking and going to bars.
We are still friends on Facebook though.
Posted by: Loco | December 22, 2021 at 08:56 AM
But in HIS mind she'll always be the greatest of all time girlfriend in fishnets.
Posted by: Badreams Atknight | December 22, 2021 at 09:12 AM
Wasn't this the inspiration for the men-who-stare-at-goats movie?
Posted by: Jorge Klooney | December 22, 2021 at 09:19 AM
I've heard of some women turning into dogs after the alcohol wears off.....but not goats.
ps. The guys in this scenerio aren't prizes either.
Posted by: LeDud | December 22, 2021 at 09:22 AM
Take the ribbon from my fur
Shake it loose and let it fall
Lay it soft upon my skin
Like the shadows on the stall
Help me make it through the night
Posted by: man tom | December 22, 2021 at 09:32 AM
Some women are used to finding horny old goats in their beds.
Posted by: The Real Barry | December 22, 2021 at 09:49 AM
I guess he didn't like cabrito.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | December 22, 2021 at 10:09 AM
It could get worse if the goat sues for alimony.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | December 22, 2021 at 10:17 AM
At least they didn’t get married and he would start referring to the time he married “that old goat”.
Posted by: Stan Ruth | December 22, 2021 at 10:32 AM
That's why he was caught in bed with a goat. Sure....
Posted by: 655321 | December 22, 2021 at 10:43 AM
One look at that in the morning and I'd be making a ewe turn.
Posted by: Fifty Shades Of Hay | December 22, 2021 at 10:48 AM
My parents would rather I marry a goat than a mountain girl, because with a goat they could accept the children into the family, eventually.
Posted by: Latka Gravis | December 22, 2021 at 10:50 AM
Sounds like an old Afgahni folk story, iykwim.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | December 22, 2021 at 10:59 AM
Chaos is often the result of ba-a-ad decisions
Posted by: Beere Gogglz | December 22, 2021 at 12:43 PM
I've known some women who I've seen turn into asses during sex. It's usually preceded by them asking "Are you done yet".
Posted by: Name withheld to protect you | December 22, 2021 at 01:54 PM
She turned me into a newt! .. .. .. I got better.
Posted by: Villager | December 22, 2021 at 02:06 PM
If I had a dollar for every time this has happened to me....
Posted by: nursecindy | December 22, 2021 at 07:00 PM
Consequences of living in a nanny state?
Posted by: Ralph | December 22, 2021 at 07:19 PM
The police had been looking for this guy for a long time.
So it's no big surprise they found him on the lam.
Posted by: pharmaross | December 22, 2021 at 08:07 PM
I don't know about any of you, but I never would have went out with the old goat in the first place!
Posted by: PirateBoy, Bah, Ram, Ewe | December 22, 2021 at 10:34 PM
This story may be the GOAT.
Posted by: OldPhil | December 23, 2021 at 05:27 PM
That's what they all say.
Posted by: Laurie Ann-Farr Bobskill | December 26, 2021 at 02:08 PM
That's his story and he's sticking to it.
Posted by: Laurie Ann-Farr Bobskill | December 26, 2021 at 02:09 PM