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December 22, 2021

THE NEWS FROM ABROAD

Chaos As Lady Turns Into Goat While In Bed With Boyfriend

This has been The News From Abroad.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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I'll have some of what he's smoking.

I hate when that happens to me.

It did happen to me too, about 30 years ago when I was still drinking and going to bars.
We are still friends on Facebook though.

But in HIS mind she'll always be the greatest of all time girlfriend in fishnets.

Wasn't this the inspiration for the men-who-stare-at-goats movie?

I've heard of some women turning into dogs after the alcohol wears off.....but not goats.

ps. The guys in this scenerio aren't prizes either.

Take the ribbon from my fur
Shake it loose and let it fall
Lay it soft upon my skin
Like the shadows on the stall

Help me make it through the night

Some women are used to finding horny old goats in their beds.

I guess he didn't like cabrito.

It could get worse if the goat sues for alimony.

At least they didn’t get married and he would start referring to the time he married “that old goat”.

That's why he was caught in bed with a goat. Sure....

One look at that in the morning and I'd be making a ewe turn.

My parents would rather I marry a goat than a mountain girl, because with a goat they could accept the children into the family, eventually.

Sounds like an old Afgahni folk story, iykwim.

Chaos is often the result of ba-a-ad decisions

I've known some women who I've seen turn into asses during sex. It's usually preceded by them asking "Are you done yet".

She turned me into a newt! .. .. .. I got better.

If I had a dollar for every time this has happened to me....

Consequences of living in a nanny state?

The police had been looking for this guy for a long time.

So it's no big surprise they found him on the lam.

I don't know about any of you, but I never would have went out with the old goat in the first place!

This story may be the GOAT.

That's what they all say.

That's his story and he's sticking to it.

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