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December 01, 2021


Cops: Bethesda man steals $369 worth of erectile dysfunction, insomnia meds from pharmacy

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “He’ll do hard time.”)


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Uh, those sort of work at cross purposes, don't they?

This dude has some really bad issues. Viagra effects only last up to four hours. If he can't stay awake that long after sex without taking insomnia meds, perhaps a sex therapist might help him. Then again, maybe not. After all, he's 36 years-old and still living in his mother's basement.

Thanks for posting this story. I found after reading the story I felt, what's the word I'm looking for...enlightened.

Key information:
"According to court records, the 36-year-old is unemployed and lives with his mother, roughly half a mile from the Giant grocery store where the alleged theft occurred."

I am SHOCKED, I tell you, SHOCKED!

At least he won't roll out of bed while he's asleep.

Nice Post!

So either he has sexsomnia or he's dating an incubus. Is there a filter for incubus on grinder?

He's going to be up all night.

$369? That's about 5 boner pills.

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