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December 06, 2021

NEWS YOU CAN USE II

How to stop your children ordering Christmas fart extensions through Alexa

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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We have to thank The Blog for such a great Christmas gift suggestion. Even old kids will want one.

My dog wants one so I have something else to blame besides her.

I was surprised to learn Alexa has a "Big Fart" option that delivers random or custom flatulence. She even has a bathtub fart option.

No word if Jeff Bezos personally recorded Alexa's farts but he is reputed to be long winded.

Why would I need that, when I have the real thing?

10,000 of technological progress summed up in mere seconds.

"Grandma got Christmas fart extensions in her stockings, while looking in her stocking just last year" Sounds like the beginnig of a Xmas ballad.

.. Christmas fart extensions..? What the what?

Have you ever heard the Fart Extensions perform "Up,Up & Away (My beautiful Balloon)" ?

I think I learned on this blog that farts were beneficial to people inhaling them. Can Alexa claim this ?

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