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How to stop your children ordering Christmas fart extensions through Alexa
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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December 06, 2021
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We have to thank The Blog for such a great Christmas gift suggestion. Even old kids will want one.
Posted by: Le Petomane | December 06, 2021 at 11:01 AM
My dog wants one so I have something else to blame besides her.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | December 06, 2021 at 11:24 AM
I was surprised to learn Alexa has a "Big Fart" option that delivers random or custom flatulence. She even has a bathtub fart option.
No word if Jeff Bezos personally recorded Alexa's farts but he is reputed to be long winded.
Posted by: pharmaross | December 06, 2021 at 11:33 AM
Why would I need that, when I have the real thing?
Posted by: Rod Nunley | December 06, 2021 at 12:27 PM
10,000 of technological progress summed up in mere seconds.
Posted by: Clankie | December 06, 2021 at 12:50 PM
"Grandma got Christmas fart extensions in her stockings, while looking in her stocking just last year" Sounds like the beginnig of a Xmas ballad.
Posted by: Ally Wante IV | December 06, 2021 at 01:04 PM
.. Christmas fart extensions..? What the what?
Posted by: MOTW | December 06, 2021 at 01:22 PM
Have you ever heard the Fart Extensions perform "Up,Up & Away (My beautiful Balloon)" ?
Posted by: Lucky Jack | December 06, 2021 at 04:19 PM
I think I learned on this blog that farts were beneficial to people inhaling them. Can Alexa claim this ?
Posted by: LeDud | December 06, 2021 at 04:37 PM