IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Playboy model is kicked out of Florida mall after stripping down and covering her nude body in Nutcracker-themed PAINT to hand out nuts in bizarre festive stunt

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and pharmaross)

Comments

[Rod Nunley]

Let me just guess this was because the mall had hired their own model (stripper) to do this, and didn't want the competition.

[man tom]

I clicked only to read the content never expecting to see pictures or video which speaks to my tone.

[Flathead County Frank]

They kicked her out of a mall?... The fools! She would have been welcome in Flathead County, if we only had a mall.

[Florida Mann]

Why isn't her schedule being published on the blog (so more of a ball buster than a nutcraker)?

[Schindler S. Fist]

She's very creative with the body paint.

She can shellac my nuts any day of the week.

[Allen at Division]

I like her response to "No-Nut November"! Well done!

[Elaine Benes]

Well, she may be the master of her domain in No-Nut-November, but I pity the fool who let's her take, IT, OUT, come Horny-As-Hell-December.

[Lucky Jack]

Why oh why does this never happen in my town?

[OldPhil]

". . . in only her underwear and some paint"

Booooooo

[Le Petomane]

She's a living work of art. I would think Florida of all places would appreciate great paintings.

[Arthur Bazelle]

Florida, the next hot market for the creative arts.