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December 29, 2021
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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Umm.......Eeeewwwwww!
Posted by: maryqos | December 29, 2021 at 09:24 AM
Uh...Return to Sender.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | December 29, 2021 at 09:29 AM
Elvis wore that jockstrap when he did NOT want to shake, rattle and roll.
Posted by: E. Rex Sean | December 29, 2021 at 09:30 AM
You mean... all this time he's been without it ?!
Posted by: Clankie | December 29, 2021 at 09:43 AM
Elvis the pelvis did like peanut butter & banana sandwiches, so why wouldn't he have a banana hammock?
Posted by: cfjk | December 29, 2021 at 09:48 AM
The only way I'd pay that much would be if a living Elvis was still in the jockstrap.
Also, I'm not trying to brag or anything but, I've been to Graceland.
Posted by: nursecindy | December 29, 2021 at 10:51 AM
What nursecindy said. It was a gift from a fan and Elvis regifted it. He never even used it!
Didn't Elvis Presley's Jockstrap open for Zappa?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | December 29, 2021 at 11:07 AM
Did anyone check out the dimensions?
Posted by: Guy | December 29, 2021 at 12:34 PM
Who would want a custom jockstrap made for an E.P., extra penis?
Bonus comment:
Anything the man touched turned to penis related memorabilia. Anything his penis touched comes with an added price tag.
Posted by: man tom | December 29, 2021 at 03:08 PM
Elvis's jockstrap! I have a new oath to add to my repertoire.
Posted by: PG-13 Wodehouse | December 29, 2021 at 04:34 PM
Wasn't, Jockstrap Rock, one of Elvis's few songs that never made the charts?
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | December 29, 2021 at 05:42 PM
I owned a vintage Elvi Rhineston Gibson Flying V Jockstrap at one time.
Posted by: man tom | December 29, 2021 at 08:48 PM