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December 07, 2021

HO HO HOLY CRAP THAT LOOKS LAME

Children were left asking to meet the "real Santa" after a volunteer Father Christmas took their wishlists with his beard around his neck.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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I dunno but maybe, just maybe, that guy with the beard pulled down looks like a dead ringer for Jim Morrison, if he was alive today. Same chin, same eyes.

They should have suspected something was fishy when they realized Rudolf was just a racoon wearing a clown nose.

Bad Santa, bad, bad, bad. All he needed was to be smoking a hand rolled joint the size of a large salami to complete the image of Santa's evil twin.

The road was under construction, but was not closed off, forcing parents to lead their children through construction zone and active traffic - "there was less space for families to manoeuvre."
That .. and the idiot wore his beard below his chinny-chin-chin.

Let’s take stock. The event was “free,” and put on by the government. Of course it was a shambles with kids leaving in tears. It’s a miracle no one left by ambulance or cop car.

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