DECEASED MATHEMATICIAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

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(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[Static Joeage]

I took a course in algebraic group theory when I was an undergraduate. I never realized it was so titillating.

[Dee Cupz]

Thanks for keeping us abreast of his passing.

[Lucky Jack]

The world grieves.

[Renee D.]

I don't think so...(poof!)

[Via Grabonner]

If his middle name is Hoff, I think his biography is available on pornhub.

[Jim]

...survived by his wife, Freda Tits.

[Rod Nunley]

If you graph his best-known function, you get a double curve with a spike at the top of each.

[Le Petomane]

The mathematician was also a lover of hockey and left a huge endowment to his favorite team, The Tatsworthy Bombers. It was Tits for Tats

[Felunda Areola]

Sadly, he could no longer even add or subtract due to dementia.

His mammary had started to go.

[Jane 'Playtex' Russell]

Cross your heart (lifts and separates!)

[Hannah Fulo-Boobees]

I can't come to grips of this sad news.

He so loved working with big figures.

[ripleysparrow]

I'm told the phrase "Show us your Tits" originated at Oxford, where advanced math students would go to the chalkboard to demonstrate their solutions to problems featuring his techniques.

[The Ghost of Nipsey Russell]

It's a sag day in the mathematics world. Mr. Tits had a global influence even busting over into the entertainment industry. Dolly Parton has lowered her bra to half staff in his honor.

[LSMFT]

When it comes to working with Tits, this says it all:
...(from the Wiki)Let {\displaystyle G}G be a finitely generated linear group over a field. Then two following possibilities occur:
either {\displaystyle G}G is virtually solvable (i.e. has a solvable subgroup of finite index)
or it contains a nonabelian free group (i.e. it has a subgroup isomorphic to the free group on two generators). Or put more succinctly, this is why men have such a difficult time with bra clasps..

[Chester Fields]

@LSMFT

Lucky Strike Means Fine Tobacco.

Haven't heard that in awhile.

Are you insinuating that Mr. Titts liked smokin' big knockers?

[CB]

Nice line—“His tendency to name things after himself suggests he knew his own power…”

Oh the power of Tits!!

[Tip Arellos]

CFields: aka: Loose Straps Mean Floppy Tits

[man tom]

Wasn't Tina Turner the front for The Tits Alternative before she...busted out on her own?

[The Squirrel Whispherer]

In higher education he was honored by the Tasmania, Texas, and Tennessee Institute of Technology.

[OldPhil]

The headline writer certainly had a fun time.

[PirateBoy, Saluting]

So Mr. T. went Tango Uniform, as they say in the Navy?

[Tits - A Wonderful Life Commemorative Committee]

To honor their native son mathematics wizard, the Belgian government is commissioning a bust of Mr. Tit to be displayed at the entrance of the local Brussels Hooters.

[Fan Boy]

Regarding the power of Tits, one of my fav scenes from 3rdrockfromthesun is when Sally Solomon cups her breasts and pressing them against each other comments: "Do3s this seem to make them even more powerful, to you?"