CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

‘Super invader’ monster goldfish are taking over Hamilton stormwater ponds by the thousands

(Thanks to The Perts)

Comments

[Le Petomane]

"Commissioner, we have no choice. You have to send out the Supercat Signal. He is the only one who can save us from the monster goldfish."

[cfjk]

If you think it's bad now, just wait until they hit Florida and start consuming the square grooper.

[JG]

They're just being koi.

[MOTW]

Best use of the word 'protuberant' I've seen all week:
"a protuberant pot belly likely due to kidney failure"

@LePet - either that or dynamite

[keith in tampa]

"snork" JG

[Jeff Meyerson]

And where is so-called "Homeland Security"?

[pogo]

Excellent fertilizer, unless you're downwind.

[Clankie]

Have Dad flush them down the toilet.

[Flathead County Frank]

Here in Flathead County, when goldfish get too big to flush down a toilet without plugging up the plumbing, we dump them in the lake. Our lake monster snarfs them down like we eat popcorn at a ball game.

[Mad Hatter]

Snork @ a lot of people! I particularly enjoyed MOTW's "Best use of the word protuberant I've seen all week."

Tip from Japan on distinguishing goldfish from koi: If it has whiskers, it's a koi (carp).

This has been your Tip from Japan.

[Not My Usual Alias]

I was very sad when my goldfish Fluffy passed away

The local retention pond has been noted as the source of rogue schools of carp