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December 05, 2021

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

‘Super invader’ monster goldfish are taking over Hamilton stormwater ponds by the thousands

(Thanks to The Perts)

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"Commissioner, we have no choice. You have to send out the Supercat Signal. He is the only one who can save us from the monster goldfish."

If you think it's bad now, just wait until they hit Florida and start consuming the square grooper.

They're just being koi.

Best use of the word 'protuberant' I've seen all week:
"a protuberant pot belly likely due to kidney failure"

@LePet - either that or dynamite

"snork" JG

And where is so-called "Homeland Security"?

Excellent fertilizer, unless you're downwind.

Have Dad flush them down the toilet.

Here in Flathead County, when goldfish get too big to flush down a toilet without plugging up the plumbing, we dump them in the lake. Our lake monster snarfs them down like we eat popcorn at a ball game.

Snork @ a lot of people! I particularly enjoyed MOTW's "Best use of the word protuberant I've seen all week."

Tip from Japan on distinguishing goldfish from koi: If it has whiskers, it's a koi (carp).

This has been your Tip from Japan.

I was very sad when my goldfish Fluffy passed away

The local retention pond has been noted as the source of rogue schools of carp

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