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December 30, 2021

ATTENTION, OYSTER FARMERS LOOKING TO PREVENT THIEVERY:

Here you go.

(Thanks to Rodney Beterelsen)

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Look, down in the ocean! It's a fish! No, it's a clam! No, it's a fortune cookie! No, it's an oyster! Fighting for truth, justice, and the American way.

I’ll try leaving such a note on the dashboard of my car.

I always thought an oyster was a Jewish mother.

An unreliable friend tells me that he had a relation who owned an oyster farm in Louisiana. Like this farmer, he had problems with oyster pirates. He tried putting a note on the cages that read,
"Danger, one of these oysters has been poisoned!"

The next time he checked, the signs had been changed to read,
"Danger, TWO of these oysters have been poisoned!"

Sounds to me like somebody is trying to run a shell game. Who the hell do they think they are, NASDAQ or something?

shell game - aye maytee

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