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December 01, 2021

AND IN SPORTS

A female hockey fan at a Golden Knights game in Vegas decided to remove her prosthetic leg and beat another fan with it during a brawl in the stands.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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I went to see a woman beat someone with her prosthetic leg and a hockey game broke out.

This is one way to get a leg up on the competition.

It's Vegas, and it's hockey, and it's probably a Raiders fan, so this makes perfect sense.

I am woman, hear me roar
In numbers too big to ignore
And I know too much to go back an' pretend
'Cause I've heard it all before
And I've been down there on the floor (see video)
No one's ever gonna keep me down again (take that, and that, and that)

I am strong (strong)
I am invincible (invincible)
I am woman (I'll beat you to death with my prosthetic leg)

Her attorney needs to be careful. She might not have a leg to stand on

Something similar happened on a Springer show when a prosthetic leg was involved in a fight.

Louisville Slugger has no business making false legs.

I was going to suggest I'd seen this before and maybe it should be moved to the "It's Old But It's Important" category, but when I saw the date, it is clearly another "woman uses prostethic leg in a hockey brawl" item.

Nothing to see here, please carry on.

"What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas"

*waves lighter in man tom's general direction*

Huzzah! Huzzah!

Sorry ma'am, we have to keep this as evidence. Now hop along out of here.

Is it true that the food vendor for the arena is Chuck E. Cheese?

Mike Milbury must be so proud

"And in this corner.....STUMPY !"

You gotta admit, from that angle she looked pretty hot.

To join in on man tom's great lyric butchery---

I am her man, hear me groan
leaking crocodile tears, too many to ignore
I can't go back to the good times
she's told me about her lawyer many times before
I'll wind up hitting the door
And having to hitch a ride 'cause I'd have a car no more
she can whip an entire hockey team on one leg
I can't beat up a hockey team using both legs
she can kick harder than a Missouri mule
this home she will always rule

I am her man, hear me groan
leaking crocodile tears too many to ignore
take warning and wed a one-legged hockey playing woman
never, never, never, ever, Amen

Le Petomane - I can top that.

Later at the Emergency Room,

"Hello I'm Dr. Myopic, I see by your collectible jersey you just came from the Golden Knight's game. I see you have Bobby Orr's oar crammed up your anus...if you are still conscious...is it painful?"

With so many one-armed bandits in Vegas odds are that there's a 99.99% chance of finding a one-legged brawler within a five mile radius.

I told my wife to "Take a look at Peg over there...."

She claimed to security that she was unarmed. Oh sorry, wrong joke

Lloyd, stop pulling our leg.

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