Dave Barry's Blog

JUST A BEER FOR US, THANKS

Kick back after a hard day with a thirst-quenching bottle of Insect Sour

(Thanks to Ralph)

AND IN SPORTS

Toyota Gazoo racing hits streets of Phuket Town

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU WILL NEVER GUESS WHERE

Big Snake Found Behind Girl's Bedroom Pillows

(Thanks to pharmaross)

DEPARTMENT OF EMAILS TO THE BLOG THAT WE DID NOT FINISH READING

Hello,

Did you get a chance to check my previous email?

In that email, I was informing you about a broken link on your webpage

DUDE

World’s largest pot brownie baked in honor of National Brownie Day

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

AND IN SPORTS

More than 40 camels are disqualified from £49million Saudi beauty pageant after dozens of animals were given BOTOX, face lifts and muscle-boosting hormones

(Thanks to Roberto)

DECEASED MATHEMATICIAN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Unfortunately, our strict policy prohibits us from presenting the Deceased Mathematician of the Week So Far.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

‘PROBABLY?’

If cats were people, they’d probably be psychopaths, scientists say

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet and pharmaross)

YOUR 45,000TH ARTICLE HERALDING THE ARRIVAL OF A ‘FLYING CAR’

Here you go.

Key Sentence: The car can run continually for 20 minutes.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley, ImNotDave, coscolo, Le Petomane and Ranald Adams)

EITHER WAY, IT’S A MIRACLE

‘Crucifixion of Jesus’ appears inside tangerine, or is it Spiderman?

(Thanks to John Lobert)

TESLA, SCHMESLA. IN MIAMI WE’VE BEEN DOING THIS FOR DECADES

A New Tesla Safety Concern: Drivers Can Play Video Games in Moving Cars

(Thanks to Steve K. and Rod Nunley)