Dave Barry's Blog

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Do not click here.

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

WORST EFFORT TO BLEND IN OF THE WEEK SO FAR

A man wearing a pink bunny suit was arrested in Kirkland after attempting to steal handbags on Thursday, according to Kirkland police.

(Thanks to B'game and Ralph)

'I'VE HEARD WORSE BRITNEY SPEARS COVERS'

Texas substitute teacher who brought karaoke machine to class asked to leave

(Thanks to Suzie Q Wacvet)

AS IS HIS CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT

Man arrested for shooting flamethrower at neighbors

Abrams reportedly stated that he has had ongoing issues with parking and admitted spraying the flamethrower near the car but denied that he was targeting the juveniles. He reportedly said that if he had wanted to burn the car, he would have.

Well in THAT case, sir...

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: A NATION GRIPPED BY TERROR

‘Super invader’ monster goldfish are taking over Hamilton stormwater ponds by the thousands

(Thanks to The Perts)

GUYS IN ACTION

Even for guys, this is a bit much.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Holland Daze, who says “I'd love for my friends to do this for me.”)

AND IN SPORTS

Alhaji Grunsah apologises to Asamoah Gyan over ‘bloated buttocks’ comment

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)