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December 02, 2021

OTHER THAN THAT, IT WAS A FAIRY TALE

Bride passes out, vomits and gets pooped on during disaster wedding

(Thanks to pharmaross)

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

Seacroft builder found face of E.T on sheet of plywood at work

(Thanks to John Lobert)

THIS IS WHY WE NEED TO BAN KARAOKE

Man Suffers Collapsed Lung by Singing His Heart Out During Karaoke

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU AND THE TALKING SNAKE ARE FREE TO GO

A Louisiana man busted early today for allegedly trying to enter a neighbor’s apartment at 2 AM explained to police that “a big snake told him to open the victim’s door and go inside,” according to an arrest affidavit.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE DRIVERS

Florida is full of snakes, alligators, sharks and iguanas. Which do you fear the most?

(Thanks to pharmaross)

OTHER THAN THAT, IT'S A FINE PRODUCT

DeWalt Wireless Earphones Recalled Because They're Bursting Into Flames

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

We're guessing this happens when they play "Copacabana."

IT'S THE MOST WONDERFUL TIME OF THE YEAR

Playboy model is kicked out of Florida mall after stripping down and covering her nude body in Nutcracker-themed PAINT to hand out nuts in bizarre festive stunt

(Thanks to Michael Moyer and pharmaross)

WE SAW GUT TWEAK OPEN FOR THE CLASH

Gut tweak can make anyone a ‘morning person,’ Israeli poop analysis suggests

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

EMAILS THIS BLOG NEVER FINISHED READING

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STATES RANKED BY OBEDIENCE LEVEL OF DOGS

Lucy demands a recount.

IT’S CALLED A ‘BOTTLE’

The US Air Force is getting new tech that will make it easier for pilots to pee in flight

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

 
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