Dave Barry's Blog

AND IN SPORTS

A female hockey fan at a Golden Knights game in Vegas decided to remove her prosthetic leg and beat another fan with it during a brawl in the stands.

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

ON THE LAM WITH THE DOUGH

Woman Leads Deputies On Wild Pursuit Through Compton In Bread Truck

(Thanks to ImNotDave)

WE DON’T UNDERSTAND ANYTHING ANY MORE

Investors Snap Up Metaverse Real Estate in a Virtual Land Boom

(Thanks to Le Petomane)

THE ESSENTIALS

Cops: Bethesda man steals $369 worth of erectile dysfunction, insomnia meds from pharmacy

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker, who says “He’ll do hard time.”)