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November 27, 2021

WITHOUT LAWS, WE WOULD HAVE ANARCHY

They Say She Rigged a Homecoming Queen Contest. She Faces Decades Behind Bars.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Were there an unusually large number of tractor fires leading up to this event?

Under Pressure

There's a reason outrages like this are Federal crimes, and after I've listened to The View, I'll know exactly what they are.

So she's reached a plea deal which calls for community service, where community service is defined as serving as a barmaid at the local watering hole?

They should've stuck to more petty crimes like sledge-hammering a Nordstrom's in broad daylight.

FLORIDA!

She’s a cheerleader, blonde and sweet and ding-y.

Truer words were never written.

When I was in college (Move that dinosaur out of the way!) I made the error of wanting to date a former cheerleader and homecoming queen. One of my professors went so far as to warn me not to do so, describing Miss Ex-Cheerleader as "a basket case".

A few years later, I learned he was right. As one of my friends told me: "That glimmer in her eyes? It's the same vacant stare as a deer caught in the headlights.'

Oh deer!

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