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November 06, 2021

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE SEX PISTOLS

Giant load of condoms stolen from parking lot in Ontario's Oxford County

(Thanks to Jan in Grimsby, who says "Somebody's planning a busy weekend.")

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I feel sorry for the truck driver who lost his load prematurely.

I bet he'll take a lot of ribbing from his co-workers.

The perps should also be charged with 'stealthing' for removing condoms in the middle of the night.

If this was an inside job, the driver really conned' em.

Rubber Robbery

When the rubbers hit the road
It's no protection mode
Used to be sex was safe and fun
before the rubbers hit the road

Condom thieves went to the school of hard knocks.


Banana Bandana

That's why you should never keep giant condoms in a parking lot.

When it comes to cheap, stolen condoms...

What goes around, comes around.

Shrink Wrap

The Fix Up

Titans

I practice safe sex.

Really Safe Sex

The value of the hijacked condoms was revised to $100k due to inflation...

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