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November 29, 2021

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Mr Goxx, the cryptocurrency-trading hamster, dies

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

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Actually, it has some sort of fatal disease. It's owners hope for a cure in the future, so they had it frozen.
And when that day arrives when there is a cure, the hamster will be decrypted...

But his crypto wallet will be immortal, unless some hacker discovers the key.

Shudda used a guinea pig.

Have they ruled out homicide? It sounds like he may have been hacked to death.

@Lucky Jack From New Guinea?

Here at Geezer Acres in Roswell, NM, we had a hamster we thought could predict cryptocurrencies, or at least which bar had the best happy hour. Unfortunately, the managers cat ate him before we found out if he was another Mr. Groxx or not.

He's off to that big blockchain in the sky.

Clearly his handlers don't have children. Mr. Goxx was only napping. Pining for the fjords. He'll be fine, and he looks pretty much the same as before.

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