WE HARDLY KNEW YE
Mr Goxx, the cryptocurrency-trading hamster, dies
(Thanks to Barry Nester)
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Actually, it has some sort of fatal disease. It's owners hope for a cure in the future, so they had it frozen.
And when that day arrives when there is a cure, the hamster will be decrypted...
Posted by: jg | November 29, 2021 at 09:28 AM
But his crypto wallet will be immortal, unless some hacker discovers the key.
Posted by: cfjk | November 29, 2021 at 09:35 AM
Shudda used a guinea pig.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | November 29, 2021 at 09:57 AM
Have they ruled out homicide? It sounds like he may have been hacked to death.
Posted by: Kitty Script | November 29, 2021 at 10:28 AM
@Lucky Jack From New Guinea?
Posted by: Steverino | November 29, 2021 at 10:32 AM
Here at Geezer Acres in Roswell, NM, we had a hamster we thought could predict cryptocurrencies, or at least which bar had the best happy hour. Unfortunately, the managers cat ate him before we found out if he was another Mr. Groxx or not.
Posted by: Le Petomane | November 29, 2021 at 10:42 AM
He's off to that big blockchain in the sky.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | November 29, 2021 at 11:16 AM
Clearly his handlers don't have children. Mr. Goxx was only napping. Pining for the fjords. He'll be fine, and he looks pretty much the same as before.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | November 29, 2021 at 02:25 PM