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November 23, 2021


A drunk driver was arrested last weekend after slamming into a police cruiser while it was on the scene of another crash.

You know the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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So the DUI guy saw the crash, stopped nearby, got out of his vehicle, and THEN ran into the side of the cruiser?

And then he had sex with his girlfriend in the backseat of the police car, as is the custom in Florida.


A friend, who has two sons, approximately 18 and 20 at the time of this story, was at a quickie-mart parking lot, calming down his younger son, who had just been involved in an accident wherein his car got totaled. They were waiting for the tow truck when *Boom!* there is another accident at the same intersection, both cars badly damaged. as they watched the driver at fault get out of the car, they saw it was son #1. That's right, my friend had both sons cars totaled in the span of ten minutes.

He was just trying to be a good citizen by stopping and rendering aid.

One day in jail, six months probation? A new FL driver's license with a more suitable picture request is in the mail.

years ago I went to a car dealer in Kingman, Arizona to pick up a new 4x4 pickup I had ordered. My salesman was just turning over the keys to a new Chrysler to an older lady with pink hair had bought. The salesman apologized for the delay, saying this was the first new car she had ever bought and she wanted to know everything about it before leaving the dealership.

We had just gotten to his office when we heard a crash. Then a moment later a second crash. The pink haired lady had pulled out on the busy highway and got T-boned, knocking her into the other lane where she had another car crash into her. She wasn't hurt, but the ambulance took her to the ER to get checked out. Her new car was totaled. Our best guess is she made it maybe 200 feet after pulling onto the highway.

I often wondered if she had Farmers Insurance. Likely she would have made a new record for short distance traveled before getting into a wreck.

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