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November 23, 2021

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM...

A Florida Woman arrested Saturday on a felony narcotics charge told police that she sells fentanyl to make money to pay for an attorney “for a pending drug charge,” according to an arrest report.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Flawlessly logical.

So the cops will be seizing the assets of the attorney because they resulted from illegal drug sales?

It would be more efficient to find a defense attorney who accepts payment in fentanyl.

"St Peter don't you call me I cause can't go:
I owe my soul to the fentanyl lawyer. " . Not as catchy as Tennessee Ernie Ford's version.

Takin' Care of Business...

She should have dealt in herbals then she could claim she was just takin' care of "bidness' by takin' care of "budness".

I had a similar incident happen Sunday. Incredibly drugs were not directly involved. But I'm sure fentanyl or at minimum meth would have been involved within say 30 to 40 minutes.

Walking out my back door then confronting a man in the driveway holding an open bottle of beer and a broom I said, "you can not stay here."

He says, "I'm leaving," being careful to not spill his beer, He grabs up his broom (obviously an item of considerable street value) where it had been leaning against my building and starts to walk away leaving a bag of empty cans laying on the ground then stops and looks at me and says, "did you want me to take those?" I said, "yes." He hesitates to pick up the sack of empty cans then asks, "you don't have a recycle bin?"

I'm in hopes a plan will be launched to build 500,000,000,000 of these to ease the homeless problem in CA a state where 99.5% of the population is expected to be living in a dumpster within three years.

Ah, the vicious drugs/lawyers cycle. Not sure which one is worse. :P

You know you have a serious drug problem when an excuse like that makes sense to you.

Nicole Gregory -->
Erring ecology
Go celery groin
Go girly - encore!
Roger go nicely
Lo energy corgi

I'm reminded of one of the songs from Man of La Mancha where Antonia, Don Quixote's niece, sings:

I'm only thinking of him,
I'm only thinking of him,
Whatever I may do or say;
I'm only thinking of him!
In my body, it's well known,
There is not one selfish bone...
I'm only thinking and worrying about him!

The only reason nothing like this has ever happened in Flathead County is no one has thought of trying this excuse.

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