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November 22, 2021

FLORIDA: STATE OF ROMANCE

Couple caught having sex in FHP trooper’s car

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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From the mug shot, he has a glint in his eye. Her? Can't even see her eyes.

That guy was in a cop car having sex with Kylo Ren?

They're just practicing safe sex... in a police car.

So, another item scratched off the bucket list?

Come on FHP. 'Tis the season to be jolly, fah-la-la,la-la-la-la.

A fitting punishment would be a shot-gun wedding. That'll stop them for sure.

Whatever happened to their fundamental Constitutional rights?

Watkins and Noa sittin' in a cop car o-r-a-l-g-e-n-i-t-a-l s-t-i-m-u-l-a-t-i-n-g

First comes love, then comes marriage

Then come's, then comes, errr ...k-i-s-s-i-n-g and *expletive*.

Hey, sometimes you just get the urge, you know?

Chill out, Officer Dude!

Do you suppose they tripped the Christmas lights?

Must've been the handcuffs and cage barrier between the front and rear seats. It's an S&M/Bondage kinda thing.

The cops said, "Spread 'em" and they eventually complied. Some kinda bust went down there and that wasn't a night stick in the back seat!

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