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November 29, 2021

FLORIDA MAN WORKS OUT

An affidavit states that the sisters were using an exercise machine while the man, identified as 78-year-old Robert Edward Dvorak, was waiting for his turn. Authorities said the man then sat on one of the women to use the machine instead.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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"A Man's Got To Know His Limitations."

So he didn't do squats and now he's in jail?

Love triangles are never easy, more so involving sisters. But then again, it IS Florida, so why NOT a three-way at a gym?

Feelin' Stronger Every Day

At least it wasn't "sit" sit, iykwim.

The perp was overheard singing
"Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble (when you're perfect in every way)"

The news reporter likely left out the part that the perp was texting on his phone while wearing a hoodie sweatshirt that read: "Give me progress or give me death." The excuse he gave the cops: "there was a woman using that machine? Well, she shudda got out of my way!"

Just a normal day in Florida!.

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