FLORIDA MAN WORKS OUT

An affidavit states that the sisters were using an exercise machine while the man, identified as 78-year-old Robert Edward Dvorak, was waiting for his turn. Authorities said the man then sat on one of the women to use the machine instead.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

Comments

[man tom]

"A Man's Got To Know His Limitations."

[JG]

So he didn't do squats and now he's in jail?

[cfjk]

Love triangles are never easy, more so involving sisters. But then again, it IS Florida, so why NOT a three-way at a gym?

[pharmaross]

Feelin' Stronger Every Day

[Lucky Jack]

At least it wasn't "sit" sit, iykwim.

[MOTW]

The perp was overheard singing
"Oh Lord It's Hard to be Humble (when you're perfect in every way)"

[Le Petomane]

The news reporter likely left out the part that the perp was texting on his phone while wearing a hoodie sweatshirt that read: "Give me progress or give me death." The excuse he gave the cops: "there was a woman using that machine? Well, she shudda got out of my way!"

[Steverino]

Just a normal day in Florida!.