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November 26, 2021

EVEN IF YOU’RE A WOMAN!

Brushing your teeth twice a day can boost your sperm count.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Pearly Whites

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Poly Grip not only helps top off the experiment container but in addition, puts the count off the chart should you have no teeth to brush.

I just made up the part about the chart.

Count Me In

Semen Detective

Men who never brush their teeth will get no benefit from this article. They seldom have any use for their sperm.

Once again, we see the results of the study but somehow managed to miss the call to apply for the focus group.

As FHCF might say of his mothers-in-law: Her teeth are like stars, they come out at night.

The man in the article apprears to be holding a container of sperm. Is that what he is using to brush his teeth?

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