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November 25, 2021

BIG DEAL. THEY CAN ALREADY DRIVE LEGALLY IN FLORIDA.

The UK Will Finally Officially Recognize Octopuses And Crabs as Sentient Beings

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston)

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Thanks to those shape-shifting reptilian royals, no doubt.

The penis worm lobby apparently mounted a limp response.

The Roswell space aliens claim sentient octopuses and crabs have, in a few solar systems, developed faster than light space travel. There are only a few planets that host them. They are considered a rather slimy race to deal with and are generally best left alone.

So this means that lawyers are outed?

That ship has sailed long before they hit the ice at a Red Wings game.

An octopus on a low crab diet.

Hail Cthulhu!

Another transparent effort to broaden the tax base.

I've known crabs who were sentient. I've even worked for some of them.

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