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WITH AN OASIS TRIBUTE BAND

Dozens of customers at Britain's highest pub are set to spend a third night trapped by heavy snowfall brought by Storm Arwen.

(Thanks to MOTW and Peter Metrinko)

WE'RE A LITTLE LATE WITH THIS, BUT:

Happy Hanukkah, blog people of the Tribe!

THIS IS WHY SAFETY EXPERTS SAY YOU SHOULD ALWAYS KEEP IT IN THE MICROWAVE

Ammo stored in toaster oven ignites at assisted living site, South Carolina cops say

FLORIDA MAN WORKS OUT

An affidavit states that the sisters were using an exercise machine while the man, identified as 78-year-old Robert Edward Dvorak, was waiting for his turn. Authorities said the man then sat on one of the women to use the machine instead.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

CANADA: LAND OF EXCITEMENT

Woody the talking Christmas tree returns to N.S. mall after 15-year hiatus

(Thanks to EricY)

NOPE

Retired Men’s Nude Beach Volleyball League announced for Steam

(Thanks to pharmaross)

WE HARDLY KNEW YE

Mr Goxx, the cryptocurrency-trading hamster, dies

(Thanks to Barry Nester)