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November 17, 2021

SOUNDS VALUABLE

A new mineral, named davemaoite, came from deep inside Earth

(Thanks to Nigel Grout)

NOBEL PRIZE ALERT

Dogs will be able to videocall owner by shaking DogPhone device's hi-tech balls

(Thanks to Ron T)

We cannot imagine how this could possibly go wrong.

THE AGRICULTURAL OUTLOOK

Feeder Steers Steady to Higher, Feeder Heifers Steady to Lower, Steer and Heifer Calves Steady to Higher

This has been the Agricultural Outlook.

(Thanks to Alan West, who says, quote, "Huh?")

YOU? NO. US? YES.

Does It Matter if I Eat the Stickers on Fruits and Vegetables?

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko)

AND IN SPORTS

Jim Harbaugh’s pants caught fire during Michigan-Penn State game

(Thanks to pharmaross)

UPDATE FROM THE WORLD OF MUSIC

Sophia ‘Pee’ Urista, silent amid scandal, isn’t first rocker to urinate onstage

(Thanks to pharmaross)

SANCTUARY!

Pastors find 10-point buck in church on opening day of deer hunting season

(Thanks to Dave Vander Ark, who says, correctly, "He probably wouldn't be safe in a Miami church.")

AN EXACT REPLICA OF THE ONE SQUANTO GAVE TO THE PILGRIMS

Reese's reveals its largest peanut butter cup yet in time for Thanksgiving

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

WHICH MEANS IT CAN LEGALLY DRIVE

A tree is so dangerous that even standing beneath its branches could be fatal – and you can find it right here in Florida.

(Thanks to Barry Nester, who wonders why it’s not in Australia)

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE, STARRING LADY GAGA AS THE QUEEN

Thousands of bees make it out alive after being buried by La Palma volcano ash for 50 days

(Thanks to B&C)

SOUNDS LEGIT TO US

Dave,

Since you get a lot of email solicitations, I wondered if you could tell me if this is legit.  I'm a little short this month and I could use $19,000,000.00.

Cheers, Alkali Bill

--
Dear Sir,

I am Hannibal Gaddafi. the son of former Libyan President Col.
Muhammad Abu Mihyar al-Gaddafi. It is my pleasure to contact you for a
business venture which I, intend to establish in your country.

All necessary information on the total sum {$19,000,000.00},we intend
to invest will be given to you immediately we confirm from you as our
partner. I am waiting for your mail reply. Hannibal Gaddafi

IF YOU HAVE A BRAIN…

…do not click here.

(Thanks to vee)

CSI: SYRACUSE

Deer smashes through window at iSmash in Syracuse

Evidently iSmash is basically a Chuck E. Cheese’s with no games or pizza, just things you break.

(Thanks to Chris)

 
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