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November 12, 2021

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE COWSILLS

Poop Tomatoes

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

WHILE THE SO-CALLED 'DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH AND HUMAN SERVICES' DOES NOTHING

These charts show the spread of Mariah Carey's classic Christmas song

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THE PILOT SHORTAGE IS WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT

I taught two dogs to fly a plane

Everything was fine until they spotted a squirrel.

(Thanks to Alkali Bill)

HEY, FARMERS:

Have you seen this?

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "He was on his way to buy a  new pair of windshield vipers.")

BOLO

Three giant penis-shaped garden ornaments have been snatched from a shop

(Thanks to Ralph and pharmaross)

YORK COUNTY TRAFFIC UPDATE

A large pig blocking the road & causing onlooker delays.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

SHORT ANSWER: BECAUSE IT’S TAMPA

Why Tampa has so many strip clubs

(Thanks to EricY)

SHE RAN IT IN 9.2 (DAYS)

105-year-old woman sets 100-meter dash world record in Louisiana Senior Games

(Thanks to B&C)

ALWAYS HAVE A PLAN B

Catholic bishop who quit church for ‘Satanic’ love is selling pig semen now

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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