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October 20, 2021

WHERE THE HELL IS THE FDA?

Wisconsin meat market offers candy corn brats just in time for Halloween

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

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And if you give these to trick-o-treaters, some mother will have you arrested.

Please open your baskets. You must use:

* Brats
* Candy corn
* Pumpkin seeds
* Petrified Indian corn kernels

You have 20 minutes. Time starts now!

Possession and/or consumption of candy corn brats is a hanging offense in Texas.

I prefer pumpkin-spice brats. Not really but somebody had to say it.

*smacks nursecindy*

You used that horrible phrase! Did I mention that a grocer gave us a "free sample" (Gee, thanks@) of ... wait for it... yes, PUMPKIN-FLAVORED HUMMUS!!!

Now hummus of any kind is on my no-fly list but even the idea of this is enough to make me start throwing up in my mouth.

As for the candy corn brats, there are states where that is a hanging offense.

Nurse Cindy: I prefer Posh Spice to Pumpkin, as she coud sing slightly better.

Still holding out for the candied corn dog.

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