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October 20, 2021

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

A group of violent otters is mysteriously attacking people and dogs in Alaska

(Thanks to Nancy Gill, who says "Directed to do so by the squirrels, no doubt.")

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There otter be a law against this sort of action.

Didn't the Violent Otters open for the Singing Lumberjacks---well, at least once? It's too bad that after the band broke up, they started biting people and dogs, but things like this seems to happen rather often in the entertainment business.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM

Gangs in Alaska are not like the gangs where you live…

This is what happens when the CIA let's the otters market their drugs.

Sure, it’s easy to blame the squirrels, but obviously the otters listened to the album “Weasels Ripped My Flesh” by Frank Zappa & The Mothers of Invention one too many times.

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