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October 17, 2021


They told the proprietor of Zodiac Hair and Nails, to her surprise, that the box contained a human testicle.

(Thanks to pharmaross, who says "BOLO. They usually come in pairs.")


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If testicle guy claimed it was in a box strapped to his waist they should have sent him next door to the anal acupuncturist.

Unarmed Response team, Testicle Recovery Division. We have one.


Balls Song

A BOLO has been issued in the Bloomington area for a loose nut.

Check the label on the box carefully. Make darned sure it says " Popsicle ".

Check the local hospitals for a patient who goes by the nickname of "Uno".

This is what happens when you say, in the wrong company, "I'd give my left nut for ..."

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