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October 18, 2021

THEY FOUND *WHAT*?

Police find hundreds of frozen edible dormice in drugs raid in Italy

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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"Remember what the dormouse said!"
"FEED YOUR HEAD! FEED YOUR HEAD!"
(White Rabbit)

So how high do you have to be to think that frozen dormice are edible?

The Godfather addressing a meeting after stuffing cotton in his mouth. "All right yuse guys, lissen up! We are the Cosa Nica dese days. We don't whack and eat no more cute, furry little door mices. It's OK to put a horse head in someone's bed to get their attention, but we stop whackin' cute little mices. OK, no more meetin' we now drink more, OK?"

The Rome Chamber of Commerce would like to see this custom changed, to encourage the consumption of free-range urban boar meat. Nutritious and delicious!

I would not, could not, eat dormice
I'll say it once, I'll say it twice
I would not eat them here or there
I would not eat them anywhere.

Would you, could you, in a box?
Could you, would you with a fox?

Never in my life did I think I would read a headline like that. This blog is so educational. Who knew the mafia at shrew stew?

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