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October 05, 2021

HE CALLED IGUANA LIFESTYLES*

A Hollywood homeowner was shocked to find an iguana in his toilet, and he said he knew exactly what to do after being confronted with the scaly intruder.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

*In case you think we're making Iguana Lifestyles up.

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We seldom encounter iguanas here in New Mexico. Maybe this is one reason.

https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaurant_Review-g60958-d8685797-Reviews-Iguana_Cafe-Santa_Fe_New_Mexico.html

" I poked it a little bit, and it was not dead”

The science is settled.

Here's the reaction of one Miami resident after she sat on the toilet, looked between her legs and was greeted by an iguana...

This is why somebody needs to invent a toilet bowl with a built-in Bass-o-Matic option.

"Iguana Lifestyles also specializes in the removal of raccoons, coyotes, foxes, and ducks."

Why a duck? Whya no chicken?

I noticed Iguana Lifestyles doesn't mention they remove squirrels. I wonder why?

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