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October 11, 2021


Navy engineer accused of trying to pass intel in peanut butter sandwich

(Thanks to The Perts)


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His mistake is using smooth rather than crunchy.

Always spend a couple years giving them sandwiches without SD cards, until you're sure whose side they're on.

The intel was the admiral's secret recipe for peanut butter dip.

Peanut Butter Jelly

I find SD cards are better with jelly AND pb

Passing them is not particularly fun

Luckily, he didn't have a high enough security clearance to deal with the secrets kept in the banana & marshmallow sandwiches.

"I'm sorry, President Xi, but the card reader is just too clogged up with peanut butter."

Sandwiches and a chip.

Years ago, Dave wrote up a classic PB Sandwich recipe.


A peanut butter sandwich is a quantum technological advancement over this...

"You got intel on my peanut butter!"
"Well, you got peanut butter on my intel!"

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