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October 18, 2021


Steward Scores A Goal With Dildo In Lincoln City Vs Charlton Athletic Game

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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There's only one thing to say about this:


He wasn't just dicking around.

Sensing a rising trend in the football spectator market, sex toy engineers are working to develop a 60-centimeter dildo that can produce a sound like the vuvuzelas of World Cup fame. You just put your lips on it, and blow.

" hilarity ensued "

Funnier than a rubber crutch after a few pints.

Suffering losses in ratings, ESPN is looking at promoting a new form of soccer with the working name of, "Kick the Dick" while others are considering, "Hide the dildo."
We wish them---luck?

Good to know I'm not the only one who can score with a dildo.

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