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Steward Scores A Goal With Dildo In Lincoln City Vs Charlton Athletic Game
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Steward Scores A Goal With Dildo In Lincoln City Vs Charlton Athletic Game
(Thanks to pharmaross)
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There's only one thing to say about this:
GGGOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!
Posted by: David EMery | October 18, 2021 at 09:50 AM
He wasn't just dicking around.
Posted by: cfjk | October 18, 2021 at 10:45 AM
Sensing a rising trend in the football spectator market, sex toy engineers are working to develop a 60-centimeter dildo that can produce a sound like the vuvuzelas of World Cup fame. You just put your lips on it, and blow.
Posted by: ripleysparrow | October 18, 2021 at 11:36 AM
" hilarity ensued "
Funnier than a rubber crutch after a few pints.
Posted by: Clankie | October 18, 2021 at 12:10 PM
Suffering losses in ratings, ESPN is looking at promoting a new form of soccer with the working name of, "Kick the Dick" while others are considering, "Hide the dildo."
We wish them---luck?
Posted by: Le Petomane | October 18, 2021 at 08:02 PM
Good to know I'm not the only one who can score with a dildo.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | October 19, 2021 at 09:50 AM