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October 18, 2021

ABSOLUTELY, SIR. OUR BAD.

Suspect who stole U-Haul calls police and asks for deputies to stop chasing him

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner and Ralph)

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Hey, if you don't ask, the answer definitely is "no."

He'd shoot the sheriff, but he wouldn't shoot the deputies.

They had to use a spike strip.
They couldn't catch a Uhaul truck?

Adventures in moving stealing.

A candidate for AMERICA'S MOST WANTED.

It's interesting to study the diversion in the application of legal action of police matters in different states nowadays.

In some parts of California, the police would immediately stop the pursuit. Apologize to the crooks for any stress they may have suffered from those awful sirens and give them a chit for free psychiatric counseling.

In Colorado, the perps will actually suffer some nasty words and mandatory probation with weekly counseling sessions.

In Texas, the future jury foreman would be busy knotting a brand new rope for use after a brief trial.

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