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October 26, 2021

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TO PROTECT AND SERVE

Police deflate inflatable penis carried by hen party in York

(Thanks to pharmaross)

'HOLD UP' HEH HEH

Benefits of Post-Op Penile Traction Therapy Hold Up Over Time

(Thanks to B'game)

THE CRITICAL LEGAL QUESTION: HARD OR SOFT SHELL?

Braiden Lankford, 20, was arrested late Saturday evening for allegedly striking her mother in the head with two thrown tacos inside the family’s residence in the Tampa Bay area.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Le Petomane)

THAT'S WEIRD, DUDE, BECAUSE WE CAN NEVER KEEP THEM LIT

Seattle police bust lucrative Lego trafficking scheme

(Thanks to Fabian Marson)

WHOLE LOTTA SHARPENIN' GOIN' ON

As part of the precautions, voters at Ota’s polling places will take the pencil they’re given to fill in their ballot home with them, so that each writing instrument will be only be used by one person. Complicating matters further, the starting date for early voting was brought forward to October 20, meaning that the specially treated, bacteria-resistant pencils needed to be ordered in a hurry to meet the deadline. And the pencils in question don’t come pre-sharpened.

(Thanks to Ralph)

IT HAS THIS BLOG’S VOTE

Bat ‘winning by quite a lot’ in New Zealand’s Bird of the Year contest

(Thanks to The Perts)

THEY ALSO DO A KILLER ‘FREE BIRD’

These lemurs could win a Grammy for their rhythmic singing abilities

(Thanks to vee)

 
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