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October 20, 2021

FLORIDAAAAAAAAAAA

Florida man uses finger guns to steal Waffle House napkins, deputies say

True Fact: This happened on Bandit Street.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THAT EXPLAINS WHY SO FEW OF THEM GRADUATE FROM COLLEGE

Dogs can develop ADHD just like humans

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner, who says "A dog with ADHD is otherwise known as a 'dog'.")

WE SAW THEM OPEN FOR THE RAMONES

A group of violent otters is mysteriously attacking people and dogs in Alaska

(Thanks to Nancy Gill, who says "Directed to do so by the squirrels, no doubt.")

WHERE THE HELL IS THE FDA?

Wisconsin meat market offers candy corn brats just in time for Halloween

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

FLORIDA EDUCATORS OF THE WEEK SO FAR

Two newly hired physical education teachers at a Florida elementary school were arrested after the shooting of a man whose apartment they entered thinking it belonged to someone else following a night of drinking.

A Mistake Anyone Could Have Made: One of the teachers mistakenly climbed into bed with the man, his wife and their baby, and the other teacher went to the bathroom before the male occupant of the house escorted them out. The teachers believed they had entered the apartment of one of their friends.

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

THE DEFINITIVE PLAYLIST FOR MUSIC-LOVERS

This is definitely not it.

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

A NATION ON EDGE

Candy Corn Maker Hit With Ransomware

(Thanks to Michael Marsh, who says “I'm not sure if these are terrorist bastards or heroes.”)

 
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