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October 13, 2021

BULLETIN BULLETIN BULLETIN

Here's a Wall Street Journal article devoted to the topic of whether you should part your hair on the side or in the middle.

TOMORROW'S HEADLINE: CITY COUNCIL TURNED INTO FROGS

The Christchurch City Council will stop paying The Wizard $16,000 a year after more than two decades on the public payroll to “provide acts of wizardry” for the city.

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

WE'RE GUESSING IT'S THE SQUIRRELS

Did a meteor explode over New Hampshire? That may explain the boom

(Thanks to Flathead County Frank)

THOSE TERRORIST BASTARDS

Toilet Explosion Rocks Pine City Home: ‘It Was Like Old Faithful’

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THIS SEEMS LEGIT

UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA (UBA)
653 Gana Fasola Street, Victoria Island,
Lagos, Nigeria,

Attention:

During our regularly scheduled account maintenance and verification
procedures to effect transfer of fund , we have detected a slight
error in your receiving information.

This might be due to either of the following reasons:

1. A recent change in your personal information .
2. Submitting a change of ownership/banking information by JIM TAMMY
who claimed that you are late and he is your Partner/heir apparent.

Please update and verify your information as you receive this message
so as to proceed with the remittance process within three banking
days.

Yours Faithfully,
DR. PETER AMAIBE
UNITED BANK FOR AFRICA (UBA)
(Head, Banking Operations

OR AS THEY SAY IN AUSTRALIA, A QUORUM

Nearly 100 snakes found in Santa Rosa home

(Thanks to pharmaross)

IT CLAIMS TO BE MURRAY THE K*

Strange Radio Signal From Galactic Center Has Astronomers Flummoxed

(Thanks to The Perts)

*That’s for you geezers.

HARD PASS

Milk Fish Intestines

(Thanks to Ralph)

THESE GANGSTERS TODAY

Mafia bosses worry for future as 'soft' millennial mobsters prefer texting to pistol-whipping

(Thanks to pharmaross and John Lobert)

IN THAT CASE, MA'AM...

Boca Raton resident Chivan Stanley allegedly told police that the reason one tire of her 2012 Hyundai was on a rim, another tire was missing and her driver side mirror was broken off was because “it might have blown up.”

(Thanks to pharmaross)

 
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