YOUR FLYING CAR?
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September 25, 2021
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- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
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I'd like to nominate these scientists for the next Ig Nobel Award, which they can stick where the sun don't shine.
Posted by: Jim | September 25, 2021 at 10:01 AM
" Smile ! You're on Candid Camera !" takes on a hole new meaning.
Posted by: Clankie | September 25, 2021 at 10:50 AM
So basically, a bunch of smart asses are making smart toilets for a bunch of dumb asses?
Posted by: The Dark Side of the Moon | September 25, 2021 at 10:53 AM
Is this device flame retardant in case of a flaming one?
Posted by: Math-Yoda | September 25, 2021 at 11:19 AM
And to think we all used to believe the old saw: "If you've seen one asshole, you've seen them all". Remember when we all trembled in fear thinking the aliens were going to probe Uranus, and now we're about to do it ourselves on a daily basis?
Posted by: Blanche Butted | September 25, 2021 at 11:46 AM
I'm going to have to sit this one out.
(And yes, I said "sit").
Posted by: PirateBoy, wide stance | September 25, 2021 at 11:27 PM
Does this toilet cam identify me when I urinate whilst standing at the toilet? Asking for a friend.
Posted by: Ruthenium | September 26, 2021 at 09:38 AM
If you squat with your feet on the seat will the AI think it's a ghost?
Posted by: Cleveland Steamroller | September 26, 2021 at 10:05 AM