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September 28, 2021
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Maybe this is why we no longer drink from the skulls of our enemies.
Posted by: Lucky Jack | September 28, 2021 at 11:16 AM
Just fill it full of bear urine punch and have a Happy Halloween-ween.
Posted by: The Neighbors | September 28, 2021 at 11:24 AM
Skullduggery is running rampant in Switzerland. Early scientific studies have shown that drinking kirsch while snaking on lutefisk and haggis can cause boneheaded behavior.
Posted by: Le Petomane | September 28, 2021 at 12:19 PM
After "Drink A Beer" day we need a place to go. If we have too much beer, then we can pray to the skull.
Posted by: LeDud | September 28, 2021 at 01:03 PM
The only thing scarier is if a toilet snake popped out.
Posted by: Steverino | September 28, 2021 at 01:33 PM
Skoilet this is not.
Posted by: man tom | September 28, 2021 at 02:20 PM
@MT That's NOT how they do fire & ice in Vegas.
Posted by: the ghost of Elvis | September 28, 2021 at 03:22 PM
I would name it Yorick.
Posted by: Burt Macklin, FBI | September 28, 2021 at 05:40 PM
Shitter-Head?
Posted by: Loco | September 28, 2021 at 09:47 PM