WE SAW EFWD OPEN FOR ELO

Eels filled with drugs after Glastonbury Festival-goers use rivers as toilets

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

Comments

[LeDud]

EMTs will need to be trained on how to give NARCAN to eels. Strange world we live in.

[cfjk]

Didn't "Tripp'n Eels" perform at Burning Man?

[Le Petomane]

Scientists studying the drugged eels say they have never seen any eels actually lay around smiling continually like these are doing. They added that carp are also displaying the same behavior.

[Rod Nunley]

Of course, if they did pee on land, it would be the worms who'd be high. Then again, if you used those worms for bait, the eels (and other fish) would get high anyway.

[pharmaross (former Cialis Representative)]

If they ingest trace leftover metabolites of Cialis or Viagra in the river, they're gonna have some mighty stiff eels on their hands.

[Loco]

Kettle blamed pot, or something like that.
I am sure that eels also used rivers as toilet. No one is without a blame.

[man tom]

Keith Richards has been banned from coming within a 67 mile radius of Glastonbury with officials of the Festival stating, "go pee in Wales."

[Rod Nunley]

man tom, it's too late for that. The Stones played Glastonbury in 2013.

[Jeff Meyerson]

As a friend pointed out, if the fans use the river as a toilet, the eels are probably full of a lot more than just drugs, so ick.

[man tom]

First brought to the blog's attention some time ago, the Stones introduced a new light show beginning around the time of the 2013 Glastonbury show. The stage crew rolls a car on stage and leaves the left turn signal on.

Not a single person on stage or in attendance broke a hip.

[steverino]

Nope. The river and sea birds would drink the water and all the drugs.

I was always told to leave no tern unstoned.