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September 18, 2021

WE KNOW WHO *NOT* TO CALL

Whale carcass prompts emergency response at Great Kills Park

(Thanks to Jane Linderman and pharmaross)

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It's Staten Island, so not the first whale who reneged on his gambling debt and ended up face down in the water.

The Oregon State Highway Department is on their way. They want to redeem themselves from the one embarrassing incident years ago when they didn't use enough dynamite. New computer calculations show one case of dynamite per foot of whale carcass length will do the trick. After all, the whale is not just resting, it's deceased, blown it's last blow. What could go wrong?

We know who got the whale, and it wasn't Ahab.

Michael Moore lives in Great Kills Park !?

Did everyone that saw the carcass get emotional and start to blubber?

Thank you...

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