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September 18, 2021

TIME TO START HOARDING

Earth’s oxygen is projected to run out in a billion years

The toilet paper will be long gone by then.

(Thanks to Roberto)

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I'm ordering my storage tanks now.

October 16, 2046.

Buy your oxygen generator device now. Considering inflation, it will cost a lot more a billion years from now.

But it will happen in the morning or in the afternoon? I have some plans for that evening.

Loco--The Roswell aliens claim the oxygen will run out at precisely 11 a.m. Uranus Mean Time. Make your plans accordingly.

When the oxygen runs out it'll be just like breathing from Uranus, but what's the plus or minus margin of error?

@Givv R. Taek: I wouldn't want anybody breathing from my anus. They would die on the fumes.

Aren't there other channels ?

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