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September 02, 2021

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Priest claims evil demons have figured out how to send threatening text messages

(Thanks to pharmaross)

The term "evil demons" is used to distinguish them from the nice demons.

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The "photo" of a demon at the bottom of the story was helpful. The priest also looks like he's been possessed.

Does this explain televangelists?

Priests are getting soo lazy. You know they just want to be able to do their exorcisms virtually.

Demonic entities and big telecomm? No natural synergy there...

It's probably just a cop pretending to be an alter-boy.

Drat! We would've gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for those darned priests.

Well, this could also explain why McDonalds ice cream machines are always broken.

Here's a nice friendly demon.

PG-18 - NSFW - *BAD LANGUAGE*

Unsolicited text messages can be a pain in the neck.

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