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September 14, 2021

THE SCIENCE IS SETTLED

Vegan Men Fart Seven Times More Than Non-Vegans, Study Finds

(Thanks to Asher Scheiner)

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One more reason to eat bacon!

If you're wondering, they recorded the latter by feeding the subjects stewed beans, attaching balloons to their rectums and monitoring the output. What's more, each fart contained about 50 per cent more gas.

This blog is educational, I tell ya! I wasn't even wondering about this today, yet now I know. Thanks, Dave!

This goes under the heading of " important things you didn't learn in chemistry class, but might appear on the AP test ".

As I think about it, it has seemed odd to me that the few vegan men I know always seem to be shifting from side to side. Somehow I hadn’t made the correlation until just now.

But vegan farts are healthy farts. Now, I'll just eat my cabbage and wash it down with some organic Bud Light Pumpkin Spice Hard Seltzer.

Later this week I will be speaking at a "No Cattle in Texas" protest rally. It should be interesting.

Let it Out!!!

Much worse than even finding penguins in Uranus, but are they instilled with that same sense of personal satisfaction or does it just become hum-drum and loose it's appeal?

What about non-vegans who eat at Taco Bell ? (another major study I bet...)

Beans, beans, good for the heart...

My wife said that it seems like I have already gone vegan.

So eating meat contributes to global warming because of the gas from all those cattle, but eating plants will contibute to global warming because of the gas from all those vegans?

OK...I'll put on my T-shirt, shorts, and sandals and let's go get a steak.

These guys before they became famous and, with major success, changed their name to one everyone should instantly recognize Vegan Armpit farts.

Vegan Armpit Farts Number II would be a rad name for a Punk band.

Disregard any previous mention of success.

I am here to say that vegan women fart a lot too. I know, I used to live with one.

Ew.

Ho-ray! A new energy source!

I feel like such an underachiever.

It's not so much the quantity and frequency that's should be questioned here. The real question is, "In whose general direction?"

ChrisinVa knows a few things about farts!

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